rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

thewaywardplatypusinthetardis:

cultureofwhoiam:

sammymybabymoose:

lander32:

Someone felt fabulous 

image

Best use I’ve ever seen of that gif.

OH MY GOD IT’I’MS FINALLY ON MY DASH AGAIN I”VE BEEN SEARCHING FIR HIS POST FOR YEARS


"That rock split in two! It taught me what a Viking can do, Gobber! He can, he can crush mountains, level forests, tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew what I was, what I had to become… Hiccup is not that boy.”

"That rock split in two! It taught me what a Viking can do, Gobber! He can, he can crush mountains, level forests, tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew what I was, what I had to become… Hiccup is not that boy.”

hesitantmonster:

does reading gay smut next to your parents count as an extreme sport

marinaandthemarina:

Did you have any fashion disasters that you can remember?
Marina: A lot. But fashion should be a disaster.

Thank you to Karen and Geoff who did the deed 21 years and 9 months ago and gave us this ball of sunshine
Harry being a fucking MENACE FOR LIAM’S BIRTHDAY (via gangstapayne)
me: do ur homework
me: no

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me